An adorable older couple spotted tending to their garden in Sausalito probably also tended to the private parts of other sex-crazed swingers, according to witnesses. Nothing about the pair’s outward appearance suggested that they once swapped partners with their friends, neighbors and anyone else who happened to be around. But given their age, they were very likely to have attended the sexual free-for-alls that were once all but mandatory in Marin County, and it wasn't hard to imagine them eagerly partaking.
Some on the scene disagreed with the assessment, pointing out that the two were “probably someone’s grandma and grandpa,” though another observer replied that the man in particular was “probably a lot of people’s grandpa."
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