Today we are going to be sharing an important document we have obtained, Edward Snowden-style, concerning the divorce bylaws of one of Marin’s most exclusive clubs. It is a stunningly grim example of the realpolitik that holds this residential paradise together. But pathos is not without its charms.
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One of Tiburon’s most impenetrable tennis & swim clubs, which manages to have a reported $32,000 initiation fee and a waiting list several years long, recently took the time to explain in unforgiving legalese what happens if married members get divorced. This document has been translated for clarity.
“Article III, Section 3.1, (a) (4) Divorce or Separation: In the event a married Member is legally separated or divorced, title to the membership shall vest in the Member or Spouse as determined in a court order or a written divorce settlement agreement signed by both Spouses.”
It’s tempting to “think of the kids” in this scenario, but children can often be shared; only one person can retain custody of this tennis club membership.
“Both of the divorced or legally separated persons shall be required to give written notice to the Club promptly after such divorce or legal separation, including a copy of the court order or settlement agreement.”
Do not be to distracted by your marriage falling apart to immediately notify us of the same. Nor should you assume that this part of your life can continue, even for a little while, as before.
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