“At exactly 1900 hours, our team entered San Francisco undetected and immediately struck multiple sites in the Richmond district,” said Joss O’Brady, head of the peckish family of four who pulled off the audacious after-dark sortie on Monday. He said his group was able to procure a stunning cache of high-value international targets — tagine, xiao long bao, even a chocolate-miso ganache — all within a single block, while taking minimal financial casualties. But he warned that the success of the mission required meticulous planning and flawless coordination. “Frankly, this is the kind of operation only the O’Bradys can execute,” he added.