At a gated estate in Seadrift this weekend, a working group of elite Marin residents are expected to convene for a private symposium to address growing concerns about the region's relatability. Attendees are expected to ingest a variety of exotic drugs ahead of a packed schedule of clothing-optional activities and panels, all focused on what exactly people find so alienating about the so-called "Marin County lifestyle."
Here's the agenda:
9:00 a.m.: ~ All-you-can-eat breakfast: an omakase experience
Featuring keynote from leading socialist celebrity
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