At a gated estate in Seadrift this weekend, a working group of prominent Marin residents are expected to convene for a clothing-optional vinyasa symposium to address growing concerns about the region's relatability. After completing a series of asanas, attendees are expected to ingest a variety of exotic drugs ahead of a packed schedule of activities and panels focused on what (if anything) people find so alienating about the so-called "Marin County lifestyle."
Here's the agenda:
9:00 a.m.: ~ All-American breakfast: an omakase experience
Featuring keynote from leading socialist celebrity
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