Marin residents will ingest their once-yearly frankfurter today, and that’s just one of the forbidden activities they are expected to participate in during this 24-hour window. Sausalito's Glen Barto says he's prepared to display an American flag right-side-up, and that his wife was even planning to let the kids bring sparklers to the parade. “Thankfully we came to our senses this morning and surrendered these dangerous items to the fire department,” he added.
Culturally and geographically, Marin is about as far from the rest of the country as can be – and it’s true that local children are taught to use air quotes when reciting the pledge of allegiance. But the 4th of July remains a popular holiday in the region, perhaps because it offers access to salt-of-the-earth delights. “Officially, we exist in complete opposition to processed food, small explosives and uncomplicated patriotism,” said local historian Glenda Bivot. “But secretly they’re all we want.”
Willow Pretonia, of San Anselmo, sees the occasion as an opportunity for cultural immersion. She's bringing her son to the county fair, and hopes to expose him to bumper cars and funnel cakes. “I want to be honest with him about the real America,” she said. “This is how they get around. This is what they have for dinner."
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