A new study shows that financial ruin awaits many individuals who become intoxicated by nature. “You might think engagement with the natural world would cost nothing,” said the lead researcher. “But in reality the dependency manifests as an extreme form of shopaholicism, with those afflicted constantly looking for that next kayak, another camping stove.”
The data has dire consequences for Marin, where temptation is everywhere. "A hiking habit is one thing, but its also very common to see individuals develop serious biking problems," the study's author continued. "Add skiing to that equation and even the high earners are in danger of becoming completely insolvent."
“It is comedy news" (Then, replying to own comment) "sarcasm making fun of our community”
-Valerie S., working things out on the fly, ends on a patriotic note.