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49ers Woes Continue as Macabre Accidents, Rare Disorders Begin to Pick Off Remaining Starters

Fans urged to stay away from stadium for own safety

Marin Lately Staff
Oct 22, 2025
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In addition to their on-field casualties, the Niners just lost a fullback to a table-saw malfunction, two stars from the secondary in separate box jellyfish attacks and a left tackle to Bachmann-Bupp syndrome. “We knew this year was going to be a grind,” said coach Kyle Shanahan, clearly determined to project stability. “But even to have guys get perman…

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