Marin Lately

Marin Lately

Responding to Tariffs on E.U. Goods, Marin County Opens Up Strategic Birkenstock Reserves

Sandal stockpile to be tapped for the first time since the 1970’s

Marin Lately Staff
Apr 04, 2025
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With tariffs now in place on all European products, Marin officials have voted to tap into the county’s Birkenstock reserves. “As of this morning, we’re injecting tens of thousands of pairs of Arizona Sandals and Boston Clogs into the local economy,” said the county's comptroller. “Ample quantities of leather and suede models will be available, though w…

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