Breaking: Cyclists, Drivers Agree to Landmark Road-Sharing Framework

Diplomatic breakthrough comes amidst heightened hostilities in the region

At an emergency summit held over the weekend, negotiators were able to hammer out an historic road-sharing agreement that will see cyclists and drivers avoid direct confrontation in favor of “No, you go” passive-aggressivism. Building on that momentum, mediators are now seeking bilateral solutions to other conflicts that have long divided the county. Here’s the latest on the peace talks: