Hardworking Marin Teens to Replace Immigrant Labor Force
Society to be held together by industrious cohort
Known for their grit and can-do attitudes, adolescents from Marin County are expected to seamlessly transition into the challenging roles previously held by undocumented workers. “These kids represent a completely untapped economic engine for the region,” said the county’s employment director. “But as everyone knows, there is no job they won’t do. Because of their belief in the nobility of labor.”
Farmers in the region have already begun bringing in local high-schoolers to help out at harvest time, and have been stunned with the results. “We had a moody San Anselmo boy named Prouenza out here over the summer,” said Terrence Koyler, a fruit grower in Tomales. “I wasn’t sure about him at first, but he worked all day,” he added. “Ended up producing some very conceptual berry-picking videos.”
Residents say they are excited to rely on this diligent new workforce. But nobody is as thrilled as the youths themselves. “I can’t wait to tell everyone at school that I was like, ‘washing dishes at a restaurant,’” said sophomore Julia Derr. “Hilarious.”
Don't these greedy teens realize they are stealing the creative, brainy part of the jobs away from our needy AI workforce?
These teens are to be lauded for their industry. Yet, many are blissfully unaware that many of their parents have done extensive, AI-aided cost/benfit analyses which show teens (and children in general) are highly overvalued. Look for some Marin parents electing to have AI generated holographic children in the not-to-distant future.