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Northern Spotted Owl Misgendered

Woman can’t tell male and female owls apart, apparently doesn’t care

Marin Lately Staff
Jun 11, 2025
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A so-called nature-lover callously misgendered a Northern Spotted Owl, one of the most majestic creatures in our ecosystem, during a hike on Sunday. “He sure is beautiful,” said careless bigot Adele Lora, without even checking to see if the owl had a penis, or what. 

💡 Did you know? The Northern Spotted Owl is a protected species. Blurting out inflammat…

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