Ross to Tentatively Welcome First Resident Not Traced Directly to Mayflower

Many people in Ross use these as doorbells

Breaking with tradition harking back to the town’s founding, Ross has decided to begrudgingly accept a resident with no connection to Plymouth Rock. "We had a good run," said Harry Brewster, a pillar of the Ross community, whose forefathers probably invented Thanksgiving. "But we are tepidly prepared to have a n…