Socialist Running for Mill Valley Mayor Promises Unlimited Pilates
Calls tight glutes a human right
Saying no citizen of Mill Valley should worry about they’ll have access to a reformer, mayoral hopeful Gina Pristoni has captured the hearts of voters who say the cost of staying snatched is out of control. The surging candidate has also tackled the town’s kitchen table issues, pledging to freeze the cost of pregnancy surrogates and provide free arborist services for every homeowner. But critics say Pristoni’s math doesn’t add up. “She’s proposing to fund this smorgasbord with tax hikes on households making more than 400K a year,” said one conservative pundit. “That’s everyone but the bottom quintile in Mill Valley.”
