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Town of Fairfax to Reincorporate as Polycule

Every adult resident fair game, says mayor

Marin Lately Staff
Apr 01, 2025
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Confirming widely held assumptions that all adult residents of the bohemian town are sexually involved to some degree, the town of Fairfax voted on Thursday to officially declare itself a polycule. Local officials also laid out ground rules for the municipal love triangle, estimated to be some 4,223 strong, to ensure that consent protocols are followed …

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