For most people, basic Marin residency is completely sufficient. In fact, we find much to admire about those who settle for it. “Just another face in the crowd,” membership at this level declares. “I’m everyone. I’m no one.”

But for those who want more, there’s Marin+ 

Open for enrollment today, this tier rewards your heightened importance with access and privileges not available to those who fail to sign up. Thanks to our zero-sum approach, we're able to elevate your equality while simultaneously increasing the trammelings experienced by non-premier members of the community.

SEE HOW IT WORKS AND BE DAZZLED BY THE OPPORTUNITY

As a private, subscription-based model for local citizenship, Marin+ supercedes not only local laws and ordinances, but many of the nastier passages in the U.S. constitution. With all due respect to the bien peasants behind that cattle-call, we have built a universal framework for YOU.

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It can be hard to wrap your head around what it means to be free from that web, so let’s start with an everyday perk: You are going to be parking wherever and however you want. Two spots, blue spots, red curbs and yellows — they’re all included with Marin+!

PLOW YOUR COUPE INTO A PROTECTED MARSH FOR ALL WE CARE

Of course, above-the-law status can be problematic if widely accessible. So it’s Minority Report-style "pre-crime" enforcement for everyone else — suspects you identify swarmed and placed safely inside the system  — and “boys-will-be-boys” immunity for your troubled son Jayce.

WE PUT OUT THE FIRES HE STARTS

Did we mention the family plan? Jayce and McKenzie are automatically covered under your expansive umbrella; meanwhile – crucially – your spouse remains on our base plan. Ineligible for our upgrade, this once formidable source of guff becomes the most pliant minister in your cabinet.

WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS TO SERVE THE EXECUTIVE

By now, you’ve seen how Marin+ streamlines your affairs; feel free to apply our permission structure to any scenario imaginable. Qualified applicants, please submit your portfolios for review. Those with questions about our fees will be prosecuted.

UPDATE: ONE QUESTION WE'RE GETTING

Early feedback suggests that some of the freedoms we've described herein are already practiced to varying degrees in Marin County, and accusations are now flying about us attempting to "monetize existing behavior". We are at this juncture prepared to disclose that Marin+ is not a new initiative, but one that has been in place for some time and only opened (wisely or not) to the public today. Anyone you have previously seen conducting themselves according to the privileges of our charter is in fact a long-standing member of Marin+ and should be accommodated accordingly.