A region that once contained the world’s deepest reserves of paisley-loving peaceniks who part their stringy hair down the middle suddenly finds itself down to its last few freaks – and Marin’s leaders are concerned. “We never thought we’d run out of bra-less women named Moonbeam," said a county spokesperson. "But here we are, down to our last three.” As Marin’s spiritual guardians, he continued, hippies provided the county with essential counter-cultural cover. “Without them, there’s really no reason that we cannot be considered ‘the man’ ourselves.” 


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