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Mill Valley Cited for Excessive Leafiness
“Leafy is one thing,” begins a damning report by the California Commission on Foliage Equity, “but huge swaths of this town are blanketed by a majestic canopy of old-growth forest.” Most residents have their own personal redwood trees, and there are entire neighborhoods that have never been exposed to the scorching rays of the sun, the commission found.…
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