Once famed for taking down signage that directed motorists towards the town, residents are now making sure no one can find their way out. “Ultimately we want tourists to enter the vortex that is Bolinas, never to be seen again,” said longtime resident Tuffy Wisters. “There’s be sightings at Smiley’s, and rumors that they’re living in a yurt somewhere in Dogtown. But we all know what happened.”