Woman Accused of Inappropriate Relationship with Local Wildlife

Though most Marin residents appreciate their local fauna, Sandra Kringle is said to have participated in improper interactions with creatures that come near her home. “Is this because I made some little pants for the fox? His name is Felipe and he communicated to me that he was cold,” said Kringle. She also allegedly drugged and fondled several deer – a charge her lawyer partly denies. “They had to be sedated so she could give them a bubble bath.”

Man Reporting for Marin Jury Duty Can’t Imagine What This Will Be About

“This probably involves water balloons,” said Frank Strope, as he considered what Dostoevskian dilemma he would be asked to weigh in on as part of his civic duty to Marin County. "I guess I should prepare to convict someone for playing bongos without a permit or whatever,” he added. As it turned out, however, Strope was immediately dismissed via a post-it affixed to the doors of the Hall of Justice. “No crimes yet this summer. Maybe go for a bike ride :)” 

Marin-Based Artist Thinking He Might Paint a Picture of Mt. Tamalpais

“I don’t think this has ever been done before,” said Larkspur impressionist Tim Helenot. “But I’m envisioning a kind of portrait of the mountain, created en plen aire – potentially at sunset.” He added that he was gauging interest from local galleries who might want to represent him, given the groundbreaking subject material of his work. "I'm thinking this could be a whole series. 'Tam from every angle.' Neato!"