As always, a few things to worry about, maybe one thing to do, or another thing to read and go, “What!?”
Sighting of 32 Year-Old Mom Triggers Underage Pregnancy Probe
Seen in possession of a child who was already several years old, the alarmingly young mother was reported to a family crisis team and added to a database. “Deeply troubling,” said a witness, who explained that reproduction in this region is entrusted only to people who are middle-aged, or even mistakeable for sprightly grandparents. "This individual, just three decades into her life, has become yet another sad statistic,” added the concerned onlooker.
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