Marin Open Studios Helps County Identify Local Artists to Drive Out

Over recent weekends, local artists who opened their garages to sell paintings and sculptures revealed that stubborn pockets of creativity still exist in Marin County – at least for now. “Now we have their addresses,” said a county inspector, who said the targeting data would be used to find more desirable replacements for the pointless artisans. “We want high-net-worth individuals in these homes,” the official added. “Not, like, ceramicists. Eww.”

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