Mall customers say they’re concerned about the declining mental health of whoever is designating the size of parking spots in Marin County. “‘Ooh, this is where all the Priuses will go!’” said one space-seeker, imitating the lot's designers in a gratuitously effeminate tone. However problematic, the comment was supported by data from the D.M.V. "There are less than five compact cars registered to Marin residents at this point," said the department’s spokesman. "Even their electric cars are huge."
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Man Driving Normal Car in Marin County Wanted for Questioning
Wasn’t even electric or anything
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