Patrick Heij - Marin Lately (Page 3)

Mission to extract food that is not hamburgers/pizza deemed a tactical success

Multiple species of native fauna now officially intolerable

What a time be an affluent suburban consumer

If we can navigate the landscape

Plus an important message regarding our own humble agenda

Comeuppins to be delivered surreptitiously

Terrifying period was formerly known as summer

All part of festivities marking the birth of the nation to which they nominally belong

Parents not going to dismiss it out of hand

Prolific tipster alerts feds to suburb's criminal underbelly

Establishment downgraded to "weeknight option" status

Our ill-advised foray into fact-based content continues

Also, introducing our new commentary vertical

New dad now sees 3-5 year runway for heightened transactional performance